A prank that involves you video taping yourself sticking your finger up someones ass crack while they are talking. That takes some secret agent skill to accomplish thus the name
its when a guy guy will pee into a girls asshole, then he will begin to anally fuck till he jizzs, but then he must continue to fuck her so all of the ingridients are shaken, not stirred.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!