The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
by BigRed6810 May 16, 2011
A twitter account that regularly posts conditional hypotheticals designed to elicit an emotional response and to get a rise out of people. It is a tactic for driving up engagement.
by Mwaasi February 9, 2022
A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.
by bannedlibrary October 15, 2013
by Santonio15_BGC September 12, 2012
by Icyyy June 30, 2013
by tjbf55 June 9, 2011
Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.
Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 28, 2009