To have a boner
I saw this fit girl, she made me trouser happy
by Hammerbeat August 7, 2017
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The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.
"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"

"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."
by dcanification April 2, 2020
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A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.
"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."
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When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
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A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.
A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."
by BrochachoYT May 25, 2020
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Another word (or phrase) used to describe one's penis bulge when seen by another person
insert name: Hey Jake! Did you see Evan's Trouser Snake?
Jake: Yeah, I'm surprised no one else saw
by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018
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