trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...

Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!

by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007

trouser trout

a penis ,dick, or cock

my trouser trout wants to jump into your lake

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

trouser trout

trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.

I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.

by rockinjellyfish May 4, 2006

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006

Trouser Trout

Having sex or getting oral sex with your penis sticking out the fly of your pants or jeans.

My girlfriend was horny in the dressing room so I went in and trouser trouted her real good.

by KMag357 December 6, 2020

trouser trout

A penis, particularly one being masturbated.

Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout

by Goos January 26, 2006

Trouser Trout

Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim’s new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.

Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!

by Danimal1981 March 20, 2019