a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things
Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.
by Matt-fu January 29, 2009
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A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!
No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!
by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004
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Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.
by Submerge October 4, 2003
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Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.
Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.
by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
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Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC
Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
by cut the cards February 9, 2023
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If u cant figure out wat a short bus is then u should probably be riding on it.
by flash999 September 12, 2009
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