Short Bus

Most often used when describing someone as a retard. "Special" folk ride the short bus, you see.

Jonny rides the short bus.

Wow... Did you come to school on the short bus today...?

by Socks, Bloody January 17, 2006

Short Bus

Retard, compromised intelligence

You have the intelligence of a short bus.

by FEDCBA May 30, 2008

Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

by Matt-fu January 29, 2009

Short Bus

People who are retarded.

Peter, you're a short bus

by BagelBoy29 May 14, 2019

Short Bus

The Autistic kids Bus

U right the short bus gay

by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019

Short Bus

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.

“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”

by Kristiano November 23, 2017

Short Bus

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.

Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.

by BC_34 October 14, 2011