That weird lady that sits there and pretends that she knows what's going on in my life
I have to visit my therapist.. what a poser
by Sambrown September 28, 2015
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1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"
Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005
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Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.
Trebek: "Sean Connery, why don't you pick."
Connery: "I'll take The/rapists for twenty!"
Trebek: "It's actually not THE RAPISTS..."
by ACG2x August 05, 2004
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A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more
Your such a therapist. Go ruin some kids life.
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Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.
I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.
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Therapist: Someone who is such a self-centered and selfish asshole! A person telling you that you're selfish after your second suicide attempt. She has no conscious at all. In fact, someone stole her brain and proofed that she is a psychopath herself, and she just tried to cover it up by being a therapist. She didn't even study psychology! Yeah, and she also told me that I am 1. Bipolar 2. ADHD and 3. Borderline!! ASSHOLE! And she also told me that I AM hysterical, I still can't believe this....
Me: I absolutely hate my Therapist. She destroyed my life. She attempted to eat my soul.

Me: Yeah, we should kill her....
by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018
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A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people
by I was never here123 November 11, 2019
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