A Woman's thighs, legs, or butt. Generally applies to the thighs, Comes from the word ham, which is the thigh in a cut of pork. Can be used also used as Hams & Hammy.
My girlfriend loves showing off her hams in skimpy shorts during the summer. The men love staring at her hams!
by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 16, 2013
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.
James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.
Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.
James: I'm not.
by lazyfatbum May 3, 2009
A large or small slab of raw or cooked pork that is usually covered in some sauce. It is served at many events, cristmass, thanksgiving birthday.
Uses
- eating
This is the most common
- slapping
This is used usually in memes trolling and slapping people you’re mad at.
- watching
Just that
Uses
- eating
This is the most common
- slapping
This is used usually in memes trolling and slapping people you’re mad at.
- watching
Just that
by The ham April 25, 2018
Someone incredibley cute, usually said as as "a little ham", doesn't even have to try, they're just an all around cutie
Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute
Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute
by Gub January 18, 2015
by Nas March 23, 2004