Dirk

That friend who is so shit at FIFA and uses every excuse in the book when he loses.

Wow you're horrible at FIFA, I hope you don't pull a dirk

by Deadpool 17 December 4, 2015

Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'

Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

Dirk

A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.

The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.

by FireSpring August 9, 2020

Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny

I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.

by Dallas Cowvericks June 8, 2011

dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.

by Cam Hulst April 18, 2021

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

dirking out

When you can't hang at a party. Originates from a Derek who had a mental breakdown after ingesting large amounts of Marijuana and Vyvanse. He had too much alcohol and couldn't finish his burger we gave him. So know when someone can't hang we say they are dirking out

Corn was dirking out last weekend bro, he couldn't stop punching walls.

Duck paul just punched me in the face

by Sqag July 1, 2014