Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.
Full definition:
While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.
NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
Full definition:
While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.
NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.
by StarkConflict April 3, 2011
Like a normal angry dragonbut you throw your genetal hair in the persons face. This resembles Chinese dragons.
Yeah I chinese angry dragoned her.
by Fool456 February 4, 2010
When WASP is performing oral sex on a man, the guy blows it in his 20 year old mouth, holds his jaw together and says: "The Red Sox stink!"
by RichfromBoston February 11, 2005
Upon realization that an angry dragon has been performed, the "dragon" beguiles her inner fire and lets the guy have sex with her at a later time. When he is close to climax, she strokes his shaft as if trying to tease him and slow things down - to make his anticipation grow. When he is dying to get back inside, she releases her rage and grabs his penis tightly in both hands (if possible - if not one will probably do) and swiftly breaks his penis in half like you would a twig. A loud popping sound will ensue, following immediate flaccidity and confusion. Act fast and palm thrust his nose. He will look quite like an impotent angry dragon. Leave quickly.
Last week Edward gave Shelly an angry dragon. Last night, we knew the angry dragon had exacted her revenge because we saw Shelly giggling and running away from his apartment as the EMT's were arriving at his door. Edward, with his penis in a splint, appeared to be breathing fire. The Angry Dragon's Revenge was successful.
by Nutcracka January 3, 2010
"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."
by moob master April 9, 2003
A sexual act wherein one person orgasms in another person's ass so hard that it comes out of their nose.
by MilesLong August 1, 2022
by MikeHancho June 7, 2008