that's the way the pickle squirts 

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

that's the way the pickle squirts by Erika June 1, 2004

That's the way the pickle squirts 

The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.

The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.

That's the way the pickle squirts by DragonlordALS May 28, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts 

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

that's the way the pickle squirts by courtney May 28, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts 

The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.

The pickle squirted that way.

that's the way the pickle squirts by Andrew May 31, 2004