That virus you get from the nastiest freaks in Thailand, maybe a man who knows, that you can never get rid of. It shrivels your peen up to the size of a small raisin and turns it a blackish color. Definitely not worth the 15 dollars you paid for the hooker. Remember kids, always turn your thai hookers over to find out if they are a man, don't just lay them down on their stomachs and go to town without looking.
Wow did you see Irish's dick after he got back from Thailand?
Juice: "Yeah man, he got that thaihookervirus. It turned my stomach blowing him today.
Jay Jay"You too? for real I thought the same thing. No wonder he turned out the lights before we made sweet love. I'm screwed, now I have a thaihookervirus too.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)