Ishootpeople's definitions
TFTW means “Too Fat To Walk”. Large groups of Walmart customers on scooters fit this definition easily.
Security Guard on radio “Be advised there are 4 TFTWs headed in from parking area
Security Guard in store 1 “Oh man, not more TFTWs. We barely got big bertha scooter back on its base when Moby the fail tipped it while reaching for the 15 Gallon jar of Mayo.”
Security Guard 2: Ok, I’ll corral the scooters while you distract them with this luncheon ham.
Security Guard 1: Roger that.
Security Guard in store 1 “Oh man, not more TFTWs. We barely got big bertha scooter back on its base when Moby the fail tipped it while reaching for the 15 Gallon jar of Mayo.”
Security Guard 2: Ok, I’ll corral the scooters while you distract them with this luncheon ham.
Security Guard 1: Roger that.
by Ishootpeople March 6, 2020
Get the TFTWmug.