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TFTW means “Too Fat To Walk”. Large groups of Walmart customers on scooters fit this definition easily.
Security Guard on radio “Be advised there are 4 TFTWs headed in from parking area
Security Guard in store 1 “Oh man, not more TFTWs. We barely got big bertha scooter back on its base when Moby the fail tipped it while reaching for the 15 Gallon jar of Mayo.”
Security Guard 2: Ok, I’ll corral the scooters while you distract them with this luncheon ham.
Security Guard 1: Roger that.
TFTW by Ishootpeople March 6, 2020
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"Thanks For The Warning", usually usually used in response to someone leaving.
Joe> I'll be back later
Sue> tftw
tftw by kirby February 11, 2004
Abreviation: Teens for the World. An organization that helps teens conduct sucssesful non profit projects.
Johnny: How are you gonna organize that charity car wash all by yourslef.
Timmy: Im not planning it alone. Im having TFTW help me.
TFTW by Teen Charity May 4, 2009
TFTW - Total Fuckin' Train Wreck
I don't know if you've seen it, but the Biden administration is a TFTW
TFTW by Smooth-Brain October 20, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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