TFTW

Top Ten show host by Machinima favourites Steve and Larson who create a comical top ten list relative to video games and the gaming industry each week.

TFTW Top 10 Reasons Aperture Science Deserves a Nobel Prize

TFTW Top 10 Celeb Cameos in Video Games

TFTW Top 10 Gaming Controversies

TFTW Top 10 Most Outrageous Plot Twists

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TFTW by El Murta June 9, 2011

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TFTW

TFTW means “Too Fat To Walk”. Large groups of Walmart customers on scooters fit this definition easily.

Security Guard on radio “Be advised there are 4 TFTWs headed in from parking area
Security Guard in store 1 “Oh man, not more TFTWs. We barely got big bertha scooter back on its base when Moby the fail tipped it while reaching for the 15 Gallon jar of Mayo.”
Security Guard 2: Ok, I’ll corral the scooters while you distract them with this luncheon ham.
Security Guard 1: Roger that.

TFTW by Ishootpeople March 6, 2020

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tftw

"Thanks For The Warning", usually usually used in response to someone leaving.

Joe> I'll be back later
Sue> tftw

tftw by kirby February 11, 2004

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TFTW

Abreviation: Teens for the World. An organization that helps teens conduct sucssesful non profit projects.

Johnny: How are you gonna organize that charity car wash all by yourslef.
Timmy: Im not planning it alone. Im having TFTW help me.

TFTW by Teen Charity May 4, 2009

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TFTW

TFTW - Total Fuckin' Train Wreck

I don't know if you've seen it, but the Biden administration is a TFTW

TFTW by Smooth-Brain October 20, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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