textfromh

The horniest and the hottest fan account on instagram!

You wanna read her posts? Read before midnight, Because after that? It's a bad timing ;)

Friend 1: "Do you guys watch porn?"
Friend 2: "No, we read @textfromh posts"

textfromh by textfromh August 25, 2021

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textsfromlastnight

it's a website. you send in text messages or short conversations "from last night" that were funny and if it's good they put them on the website. then the people that go on the site decide, based on that text, if it was a good or bad night.

some of them are really hilarious

BEST NIGHTS

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.

WORST NIGHTS

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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textsfromlastnight by texter098892 July 31, 2009

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Textfront

To confront someone via text messaging.

Can be used in a variety of situations:
1. You are too far away from the person to confront them face to face.
2. You're a little bitch and do not want to confront them face to face.
3. You feel the sudden urge to confront them right then and there but are not with them.

Sara: "So I'm gonna textfront Brittany about trying to get with my boyfriend because he tells me everything that she says."
Katie: "Seriously that bitch needs it."

Textfront by Beccalyn July 23, 2009

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Textroshimania

A disorder where one loses control and excessively texts Roshini

Maybe even obsessed with her

There is no cure for Textroshimania

Textroshimania by PrincessOfIslands November 13, 2021

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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