textfromh 

The horniest and the hottest fan account on instagram!

You wanna read her posts? Read before midnight, Because after that? It's a bad timing ;)

Friend 1: "Do you guys watch porn?"
Friend 2: "No, we read @textfromh posts"

textfromh by textfromh August 25, 2021

textsfromlastnight 

it's a website. you send in text messages or short conversations "from last night" that were funny and if it's good they put them on the website. then the people that go on the site decide, based on that text, if it was a good or bad night.

some of them are really hilarious

BEST NIGHTS

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.

WORST NIGHTS

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

textsfromlastnight.com

textsfromlastnight by texter098892 July 31, 2009

Textfront 

To confront someone via text messaging.

Can be used in a variety of situations:
1. You are too far away from the person to confront them face to face.
2. You're a little bitch and do not want to confront them face to face.
3. You feel the sudden urge to confront them right then and there but are not with them.

Sara: "So I'm gonna textfront Brittany about trying to get with my boyfriend because he tells me everything that she says."
Katie: "Seriously that bitch needs it."

Textfront by Beccalyn July 23, 2009

Textroshimania 

A disorder where one loses control and excessively texts Roshini

Maybe even obsessed with her

There is no cure for Textroshimania

Textroshimania by PrincessOfIslands November 13, 2021