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textsfromlastnight
it's a website. you send in text messages or short conversations "from last night" that were funny and if it's good they put them on the website. then the people that go on the site decide, based on that text, if it was a good or bad night.
some of them are really hilarious
some of them are really hilarious
BEST NIGHTS
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
WORST NIGHTS
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
textsfromlastnight.com
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
WORST NIGHTS
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
textsfromlastnight.com
textsfromlastnight by texter098892 July 31, 2009
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Textfront
To confront someone via text messaging.
Can be used in a variety of situations:
1. You are too far away from the person to confront them face to face.
2. You're a little bitch and do not want to confront them face to face.
3. You feel the sudden urge to confront them right then and there but are not with them.
Can be used in a variety of situations:
1. You are too far away from the person to confront them face to face.
2. You're a little bitch and do not want to confront them face to face.
3. You feel the sudden urge to confront them right then and there but are not with them.
Sara: "So I'm gonna textfront Brittany about trying to get with my boyfriend because he tells me everything that she says."
Katie: "Seriously that bitch needs it."
Katie: "Seriously that bitch needs it."
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