texas sandstorm Share definition Flag Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends. Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart texas sandstorm by jdizzell April 28, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the texas sandstorm mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch