texas red eye 

when u moon someone and spread your butt checks open so they see your ass hole.

texas red eye!!! (while mooning them with your butt checks spread open)

texas red eye by O-Diezze July 5, 2006

Texas Red-Eye 

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

Texas Red-Eye by MFresh May 17, 2008