Tetrisex

n.

1. The act in which two block pieces bang each other with excitement. It is required for one block piece to have a phallus shaped extremity, while the other has a receptive vaginal shaped space between the cubes that conform the piece.

My blocks are having tetrisex.
Tetrisex keeps on bringin' more cubes into the world.
If you have tetrisex the horizontal way, you die.

by Hector Smith June 26, 2006

Tetrislexia

The inability to differentiate between inverse Tetris pieces (such as "Z" and "S" pieces) due to increased gravity and/or poor reflexes caused by sleep deprivation (from playing too much Tetris) or lack of skill (from not playing enough Tetris).

I almost beat my high score last night, but the tetrislexia got to me. I confused the "L" pieces and totally screwed myself!

by Kahlil Robinson December 6, 2006

tetrisever

Tetris + Whatever

“I can’t believe that turtle fellow used to be important!”

“Oh well, Tetrisever.”

by Charles dn Turtle October 9, 2022

Tetrisever

Whatever + Tetris

Person 1: “You are actually a horrible person.”

Person 2: “Tetrisever.”

by Charles dn Turtle October 20, 2022

tetrised

Fitting something inordinately large, skillfully, into a small space.

"He tetrised his huge phallus into his marginally-adequate tighty whities."

by kate_m May 25, 2006

Tetrasexual

The wildebeest in accounting is tetrasexual. She had sex with a man, a woman, and tranny and her dog. Tetrasexuals are so horny, that they have sex with pretty much everything that moves.

Tetrasexual: going 4 ways, a tetrasexual person is a sexual deviant and has a infinity to have sex with males, females, transgenders and animals.

Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.

by Somfukinguy4018 March 8, 2019

tetrasexual

one who enjoys having sex with the 4 categories of life: males, females, transexuals, and animals.

Guy 1 : Dude Bro, I was checkin' out this pig the other day, and totally had a boner comin' on

Guy 2 : Fuck first you like poon, then dick, now animals, aww nasty, your a full blown tetrasexual

by boomgoesdadynomite39444 November 12, 2009