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testicle transplant 

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
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paw patrol testicle transplant 

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026