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Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.
Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.
by The Observer May 06, 2003
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THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing
Oh yea, I just terded
you terded
That was a most exellent terding session
by The King Terder October 09, 2003
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Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.
Dad, which dish is for grandma?

The one with the terd in it.
by superrmonkeyball April 28, 2010
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Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of Northern Ireland, where it remains popular to this day. The glass is lightly coated with a thin layer of butter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.
Barkeep, a coke 'terd my good man.
by John Devlin February 03, 2008
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A "terd" is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one's life.
He is such a terd!
What a little terd!
This a total terd!
by berber August 22, 2003
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a person who takes the long way about doing something extremely simple
"Where the fuck where you all day? All you had to get was milk!" "Well the dairy was sixty miles a way." "You're a terd!!!"
by bakerd812 April 09, 2004
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