Similar to turt, only a stupid idiot that deserves to be named after a piece of shit.
"Look at that Terd being an emo. Now everyone knows that retards like being bitchy about their problems!"
by Your Mother's arse August 27, 2008
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a word used to describe or show feelings towards an object or person
My hair is so terd today.
Dont be a terd.
You are a terd.
Look at that thing...its like a lil terd on there.
by connernaner July 22, 2003
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when you're texting someone and you're tired but don't know how to spell
bae: wyd?
me: lymg dwn terd
by Slothiana November 6, 2016
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Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.
Dad, which dish is for grandma?

The one with the terd in it.
by superrmonkeyball April 28, 2010
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A portmanteau of the words "Train" and "Nerd". It is a term used to describe certain individuals who derive an identity for themselves around trains and train-related activities.

While the term Foamer is used by those within the community to describe a train enthusiast who figuratively "foams at the mouth" when discussing or engaging in train-related activities, Terd is used by individuals outside of the train enthusiast community to describe those within it in a condescending manner. Usually with a tone of disgust.

Persons who might use the word would generally have no idea what the subject is talking about, nor would ever want to because trains are stupid.
"Oh my God, you fucking terd...I don't give two shits about how the specific wheel slip screech on your favorite locomotive makes you jizz yourself."
by TacoRedneck June 27, 2020
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Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of Northern Ireland, where it remains popular to this day. The glass is lightly coated with a thin layer of butter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.
Barkeep, a coke 'terd my good man.
by John Devlin February 3, 2008
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