Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 25, 2008

tender sweet meat

Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.

Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.

by Allison's Giant Bush January 27, 2010

Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

by Bariliam January 10, 2018

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy March 21, 2018

Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023