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tender chicken 

when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour
my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken
tender chicken by g unit December 28, 2004

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken 

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.
Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

tender love, chicken tender 

The famous line from Byun Baekhyun while singing in a car
Exo gang: Tender love~
Baekhyun (at first with them then seperate): Tender love, chicken tender

chicken tender 

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.
check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!
chicken tender by andy sanchez October 7, 2004

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch 

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

Chicken Tender 

A person, usually female, who excessively tans to the point where their skin resembles leather, the color orange, or a burnt chicken tender.
Holy shit, that chicken tender is skin cancer walking!
Chicken Tender by Amber Rosa February 21, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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