Definitions by Drivestort

telepwn

Combination of teleport (telepr0t) and pwn.
A way of instagibbing (see pwn, gib, own) someone in Unreal Tournament games with the teleporter gun.

Past tense: telepwnt, telepwnd

ZOMG I got telepwnt by blue campers when I got the flag!!

telepwn by Drivestort August 9, 2006

The Call of Cthulhu 

Story written by the legendary H.P. Lovecraft about one of the greatest of the Elder Gods that inspired the early instrumental Metallica song 'Call of Ktulu', which was written as the word is properly pronounced.

Dude, you gotta real The Call of Cthulhu an listen to Call of Ktulu at the same time.

The Call of Cthulhu by Drivestort August 9, 2006