tele-boo

A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.

The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.

tele-boo by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011

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teleboobah

basically a terrible insult.
call someone this when you are ashemed of them and think they are stupid

Person 1: i dropped my science fair project in a puddle this morning.

Person 2: gawsh you are such a teleboobah!!!!!!

teleboobah by staceylynnecook November 11, 2010

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tele-boo • teleboobah • TeleBooty • tele • tele-rape • tele adulterer • Tele-Blaze • Tele-Cock • tele-coddle • tele-cuddling

TeleBooty

Showing off your booty on phone or social media.

She just sent me a telebooty and its awesome :)

TeleBooty by IRFK February 5, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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