teh noes

n. the worst possible thing imaginable

adj. of or relating to the worst possible thing imaginable

mansechs = teh noes!!!

teh noes by mizzer December 11, 2003

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oh teh noes

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be [used sarcastically or not.

w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!

oh teh noes by Wagong May 24, 2008

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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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