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Tedsen is in few groups, he always walks into the room knowing that all there are beneath him. Couple that with his sensitivity and you truly have an enigma. You will spend your entire friendship and life trying to figure out just who exactly your friend is. He is a great person in a world that is falling apart.
Tedsen refused to enjoy the music with the band, but apologized for his actions genuinely after the show.
Tedsen by Bluedreem June 6, 2021
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Mattias Tedenby 

hockey player from Sweden who currently plays for the New Jersey Devils. In Sweden, he played for the Swedish Elite League team HV71.
Mattias Tedenby is called Teddy by the media and teammates.
Mattias Tedenby by Super Swedes January 24, 2011
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TedKennedy 

A drowning death, usually involving foul play.
I saw this movie where this guy tried to tedkennedy this girl, but she managed to find an air pocket in the boat and she ultimately escaped and put him in prison.
TedKennedy by meoky September 3, 2009
When your just so fucking retarded
Hayden fucks Aaron so hard it makes him a tesent
tesent by KyleRoberts23 April 11, 2019

Tessence 

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006
Very retarded person who likes boys and dates a ratcoon. They get very sweaty, and have huge lips. Dont have friends and likes big cock! Basically all i am saying is that a TEDEN is a big loser, or in other words... SWEATY TEDDY!
Person 1: Damn you see TEDEN last night?

Person 2: yeah, i did, he was very sweaty and ready for some blow blow from mrs. teddy. He looked like a damn nig nog in a half.
Person 1: True, true. He needs a damn penis because he has no life.
Teden by John Dinglebarry October 15, 2009

teasenable 

Who could possibly leave alone refuse, but not be tempted to be persuaded by such a teasenable request?
teasenable by Hercolena Oliver December 17, 2008
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