Teddy time
Teddy time by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
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Teddy time by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
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Teddy bear time bomb
A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.
*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*
Teddy bear time bomb by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
Tendy Time
A form of self care; A tender moment where you check in on how you’re feeling and tend to your needs by treating yourself to chicky tendies.
Just cuz we indulge in a tendy time once in a while (often), doesn’t mean we don’t also enjoy adult food, we just don’t discriminate.
Tendy Time by Thetendyking July 10, 2024
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!