teddin 

just chillin, relaxin, layin back, enjoyin the day, just havin a good old time doing absolutely nothing at all.

what are you up to?

oh nothin man just teddin

teddin by AG90 March 7, 2011

teding 

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

teding by Turkeybaster52 March 13, 2017

Tedding up 

Over thinking everything you do and being un impulsive

Tedding up: Thinking of every possible outcome before doing anything

Tedding up by bobbo408 December 1, 2010

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

ball tending by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Teddi 

The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.

I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.

Teddi by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018

tedding out 

to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy to girl: "hey" girl"hey" guy:"see ya" girl"ok bye" girl to girl2:"Oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!" girl2 to girl1"Stop tedding out all he meant was hello"

tedding out by awesomlyrandom November 12, 2010

tending cattle 

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

tending cattle by JJames September 17, 2005