Teddina 

A girl with enough energy to supply the entire earth with power for decades. You can always feel it when Teddina is near because her aura of joy and happiness never fails to radiate from her. You will learn lots from the Teddina’s in your life: most importantly, you will learn how to play Bed Wars like a champion. Teddina is always a very pretty and expressive person, she is always able to communicate her thoughts even just by staring deep into your soul. She also knows many mysterious recipes that make you question whether or not she is actually a witch. She is a happy girl and lives life to the fullest.

Oh my god that girl is high out her mind and still wins at Bed Wars? Must be a Teddina.

Teddina by littlerat November 23, 2021

Tedding up 

Over thinking everything you do and being un impulsive

Tedding up: Thinking of every possible outcome before doing anything

Tedding up by bobbo408 December 1, 2010

tedding out 

to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy to girl: "hey" girl"hey" guy:"see ya" girl"ok bye" girl to girl2:"Oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!" girl2 to girl1"Stop tedding out all he meant was hello"

tedding out by awesomlyrandom November 12, 2010

teddin 

just chillin, relaxin, layin back, enjoyin the day, just havin a good old time doing absolutely nothing at all.

what are you up to?

oh nothin man just teddin

teddin by AG90 March 7, 2011

Tedding

Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.

Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.

However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...

Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."

Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*

Warning Signs of a Ted:

-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.

-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."

-He drives an Acura.

-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.

-He is a software developer.

-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.

Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.

Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."

You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?

Ashley - "No."

Tedding by Lindseeeb April 19, 2014

Tedding

Derived from the T.V show 'How I met your mother', to Ted is to be morbidly depressed about your social or love life. People who ted often; over think situations, have low confidence in their appeal to the opposite sex and often refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as 'out of their league'. People who Ted on a regular basis tend to be unimpulsive and require a great deal of peer pressure to engage with the opposite sex.

Guy 1: "So did you talk to Charissa last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."

Tedding by Moing It November 10, 2011

teddington girls 

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

teddington girls by loser999 December 11, 2007