tecticly

When an male refuses to admit loss to a female, generally after several sequential losses, through machismo, ego or feeling of demasculinization. Denial.

We played 4 games. I lost; You tecticly didn't win. You won by default!

by Mamma Realist May 19, 2011

Testicly

Nonsense word used to appear articulate but leaves the listener in disbelief that they heard the word testicle.

Testicly speaking I say we bake the cake first.

by D. Dubya July 13, 2015

Testiclysis

the destruction of ones testicles, whether by physical or chemical means

1. The funny jetstream guy told me to dip my balls in sulfuric acid. I accidentally committed testiclysis
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time

by ogdegen November 8, 2023

testiclysis

Destruction of a man's testicles, from the word "testicle" and root -lysis.

Fuck you, testiclysis be upon ye

by zhannu November 8, 2023

Testicly Retarded

A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.

When DW jerks off he is Testicly Retarded.

by Evilman666 May 20, 2009

Tacticly Retarted

Someone who plays FPS's and plays with no strategy or skill and sucks.

OMG that guy Qu1kee is tacticly retarted he's gonna get us all killed.

by Snoogie Doogies May 10, 2010

tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016