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Testiclysis

the destruction of ones testicles, whether by physical or chemical means
1. The funny jetstream guy told me to dip my balls in sulfuric acid. I accidentally committed testiclysis
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time
by ogdegen November 8, 2023
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testiclysis

Destruction of a man's testicles, from the word "testicle" and root -lysis.
Fuck you, testiclysis be upon ye
by zhannu November 8, 2023
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Cyanosis testiculosis

When one's balls are blue because of insufficient ejeculation.
Call me an ambulance honey I got cyanosis testiculosis
by The LC empire October 4, 2019
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Testicless

Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).
"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."


"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
by happynoj March 6, 2009
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Testiclenis.

–noun

1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.

2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"

2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
by P85 December 1, 2009
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Testicleses

Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
Testicleses is the Greek god of testicles
by The inner enigma August 1, 2017
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testiclesius

n' Spelled "testoclesius"- The second biggest fagg0t ever to grace the earth. He is only surpassed by the one known as saltybluecrackers
www.raw-one.com/forum "TestoGenius Show"
by Sean November 28, 2004
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