To use or to be in the act of using computers, phones,laptops or tablets
And when someone is totally absorbed in using computer technology they are (tecking)
I try ed to get your attention but you were to busy tecking
I won't be going the pub tonight I'll be home tecking....
A dyke that has morphed into a velociraptor to engulf lesbians in a frenzy. Most commonly a very angry person, defensive, with two protruding veins in her forehead. The Teckysorus mainly preys on dark hair women with banging bodies! Beware girls!
OMG!!!!!! Here comes a Teckysorus, hurry everyonehide the lezbos!
TechieKat: One who is a technical savant and who also possesses Cat-like reflexes used in Michael Jackson style dance moves. This rare combination results in a superbly cool and laid back technical wiz.
Scenario 1 - TeckieKat:
Girl at the library having problems with her laptop.
Guy: Hey I see your having a problem; do you want me to help?
Girl: “no answer”
Guy: You don’t have to be cold like that, I just want to help
Girl: I was trying to save you.
Guy: Save me! Save me from what?
Girl: My boyfriend is a TechieKat
Guy: Screams in agony and runs away…
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*