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TECKNIC'D 

Tecknic, really, is known for two things. Those being his unique characters, and doing odd things with those unique characters. As such, most of his writings are rather strange, but still simple to read due to his use of words and explanations that are easy for even the casual reader to understand. However, this particular term is derived from a habit of his, that being the addition of a single sentence to the end of his writings. Said sentence generally has nothing at all to do with the writing previous, and tends to be so utterly out of left field that it would leave even the most talented wordsmith scratching his head in bewilderment.

In it's first use, Tecknic wrote a rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw.

Other topics of TECKNIC'D sentences have included steps on making French Veil, the starting offensive line of the 1989 Denver Broncos, a list of the junk that a particular African-American woman keeps within her trunk, and a suggestion that kisses between puppies and dolphins may, in fact, save the o-zone layer.
A rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw. This means it has been TECKNIC'D.
TECKNIC'D by Therum March 8, 2007
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Jack, Talk, and Devour technic 

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026