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technissimo

An IT guy with the attitude.
... and that's the computer center, home ground of the technissimo.
technissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

Bismuth Technetium Hydride 

Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem
John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

Technostism 

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.
The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.
Technostism by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015
A wicked shaman from <Purple Train>
Dude, Tehness just pwned my face in a duel. R1 LB is like his Ice Lance! :(
Tehness by Fr0 December 10, 2007

Technesia 

People who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. Thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.
Geez, that's the 6th time I've told them how to connect to a wireless network. They must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.