A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.
First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.
"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."
Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"