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Tea towel head
Australian slang for rag head, or someone wearing a turban (towel on the head).
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
A: Man, that tea towel head should go wear normal clothes.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
Tea towel head by Ruby Ring December 9, 2008
Related Words
tea head • Tea towel head • hot headed tea bag • tea • tea bag • tea bagger • Tea Party • Tea-bagged • Tea Time • Tea Cup
hot headed tea bag
When you tea-bag someone from the back and your balls are on there forehead, and you crap on there head.
I just developed the pictures from last week's party and saw that they gave me a hot headed tea bag.
hot headed tea bag by BoB-Robert July 7, 2008
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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