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When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.
I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.
by arel666 September 29, 2009
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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