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triultimate 

Ferry Passenger: is this the triultimate ferry?

Ferry staff member: Pardon?

Ferry Passenger: is it the fucking triultimate ferry?

Ferry staff member: what does triultimate mean?

Ferry Passenger: third to last, you thick bitch.

Ferry staff member: oh yes sir. That's correct. There are only two more ferries after this one.

Ferry Passenger: Thanks you stupid cunt
triultimate by Bigbadsolutions January 4, 2023

Trustimate 

Gain trust of superiors by repeatedly delivering quality assured, defined work on time and in budget.
The development teams gained the trust of the Board by consistently delivering their work to the estimates they supplied. The CEO liked their commitment so much she called their plans TRUSTIMATES. Her interest and recognition of the teams' work improved the psychological contracts, creating a virtuous cycle.
Trustimate by DeepSmart December 10, 2015

theultimatethirdwheel 

a very cool and talented person who tries to make people go to sleep on time
“ayo have you seen theultimatethirdwheel

on tik tok?,”

“YEES THEIR ART IS AMAZING.”

theultimatesillygoose 

Ultimatesillygoose is a tiktoker that’s carrying anime tiktok rn. She probably has the best takes on the whole app . She’s a girlboss. Also is oddly obsessed with Fitzgerald but he’s hot so she gets a pass.
friend a: Omg did you see theultimatesillygoose newest tiktok !?

friend b: yes !!! I love her content!

theultimatekokichikin

Cool tiktokker that cosplays, known as the kokichi cosplayer that ate uce cream
“Hey have you seen theultimatekokichikin’s new video?”
theultimatekokichikin by 2dsleftsock September 11, 2021

theultimatehallmonitor 

Kiyotaka Ishimaru’s brother but tbh is better than Kiyotaka!
Y/N: Follow theultimatehallmonitor now.
Stranger: nah.
Y/N: *whips out the shot put ball*
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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