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Taylor Swifted 

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.
Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.
Taylor Swifted by FMTPO January 16, 2010
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Taylor Swifted 

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.
Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."
Taylor Swifted by AeroNova March 16, 2017

Taylor Swifted 

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.
Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.

Taylor Swifted 

When your ex writes a song about you but never actually uses your name. Also known as "Swifted" or "Getting Swifted"
You dont want to date a songwriter, you guys might break up and the next thing you know, you're getting Taylor Swifted.
Taylor Swifted by Lordkeltic April 26, 2020

Taylor Swifted 

When a person makes a post on social media that is about you, but the author doesn't want to actually put your name in the post, like a Taylor Swift song about her exes.
Laura made a post about me, but was too scared to put my name to it. I feel like I've been Taylor Swifted into a vague post.
Taylor Swifted by Will Murjen November 16, 2019

taylorswifted 

a sort of "powned". called out on. rejected. burned.
(girl on a stage rudely inturrupted by a male)
someone in the crowed: ooooo, she just got taylorswifted
taylorswifted by eALEEdawg February 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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