The middle brother of late 90's pop group Hanson who got his 18 year old girlfriend pregnant and married her before he was even old enough to drink legally in the USA.
Brian so pulled a Taylor Hanson. Him and Michelle are set to get married in a month and she's 4 months pregnant.
The gay one. Although this piano playing, lead singing member of Hanson is married with two children, he still leaves the world confused. Blessed with a 'unique?' fashion sense and unprecedented ability to talk with his hands, Mr Taylor "The Gay One" Hanson leaves the world questioning the accuracy of it's gaydar.
"Aww, there's the gay one and his wife... I wonder if he'll stop for an autograph! Where do you think the fat one and the disposable one ran off to?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.