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Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.
Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!
by RoboSpy March 24, 2004
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Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016
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