"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"
by LongDONGsilber January 19, 2014
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The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
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The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
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