tard barge

Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers

Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.

by team short bus September 3, 2005

tardbargain

A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"

Tard 1:"I just paid $5000 for this pinto!"
Tard 2:"Dude, you just got such a tardbargain..."

by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

Tardbanger

A tardbanger is any person that does anything stupid. This also includes having sex with anyone who is stupid or does a lot of stupid things. A person that says something incorrect or makes an argument and ends up being wrong. A name to call anyone who makes the smallest mistake.

"Fucking tardbanger," muttered Katie after Ryan hit his thumb with the hammer for the third time that day.

by Katotonic40 November 13, 2021