Spanish word; the art of taking up VALUABLE space and/or time and/or air... this space can be more productive for junk, garbage, litter, etc. or nothing at all.
Look at him, he's Tapon.
by Uzuratz Willengenburg April 23, 2005
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by Uzuratz Willengenburg April 21, 2005
Get the Tapon mug.Always wasting time and taking up space. An average Joe, just stupid, would do anything for money and free beer.
by Logitech April 25, 2005
Get the Tapon mug.adj:/ a smackdown, slamming verbally a person, estoppel. In response to offensive inquiry or enforcement of anothers ideas. TAPON!
My mother in law started complaining about that house; then I slammed her BAAAMMM! with the TAPON telling her to keep her ideas to her self for the rest of her life.
by gAZI March 26, 2003
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FUCKING minion tampons?
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i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
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"damn sorry"
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