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tankered 

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".
He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.
tankered by madmary February 25, 2009
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Tanerexic 

A condition, common among middle and highschool girls, presents itself as a vile orange fake tan. Spray on tan, tanning booth, all are ways of contracting Tanerexia. It is nearing epidemic status at MKA...

It can also be used as a noun, to describe one who has Tanerexia.

Other forms of calling someone a tanerexic are - Orange Bob (those Tanerexics who also have orange hair) and Tanaholic, a slightly more polite version.
Jill is such a frigging tanerexic. She could hide in a bucket of oranges!
Tanerexic by Mike Dunn May 27, 2006

tanerexic 

a person who is addicted to tanning. They usually can be easily spotted as they have unusually tan skin for their race.
"I hope you get skin cancer you tanenerexic bitch"
tanerexic by Hilary March 21, 2004

Tannered 

When one absolutely rails some one so hard in the pussy, they have to ask to stop. Typically when a white male fucks a African-American female.
"OMG dude, i just tannered this half black chick named Janiae"
Tannered by Tannerjones June 3, 2014

dj tannered 

verb
the term "dj tannered" refers to being light-headed and feeling scarily fatigued or dizzy after working out on a crossramp or treadmill. It is derivative of the popular episode of "Full House," when DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron) diets by not eating and feeding her sandwiches to Comet. While out on a family trip to the gym, DJ feels faint and drops to her knees from the combination of lack of food and too much treadmill.
dang, i worked out so hard core this morning, i about dj tannered it when i stepped off treadmill.
dj tannered by melbeann May 26, 2009

tanerexia 

When a person is extrememly dark and tanned in reality, but to themselves they seem normal or even pale.
"She's almost black, but she doesn't think so. She must be tanorexic."
tanerexia by Kns June 6, 2005