tampsturbation

When your tampon is so huge (like a Tampax Ultra) you can squat up and down and achieve orgasm. Yes, ladies, it can be done!

Oh my god guys, this tampon is bigger than Mike.

Girlfriend, do some squats, you'll love it.

Oh My God!!! AHHHHHHH!!! What is that called?

TAMPSTURBATION!

by burtmikestacy February 23, 2011

tabsturbation

Masturbation to porn on a tablet because your porn computer is previously occupied/full of viruses.

Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"

Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."

Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"

Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"

by Nizzl September 30, 2011