Definitions by lelegs

muffin shop 

A decent, non-vulgar way of referring to female lower goods;pussy, vag, muffin.

"No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed" (smacking her legs closed)-Cassandra (Eva Amurri) from Saved!

muffin shop by lelegs March 22, 2005

talons 

The claw of an animal and especially of a bird of prey. Refering to when used in Napoleon Dynamite~A flippin sweet movie.

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

talons by lelegs March 4, 2005