talloon

1. To drunkenly knock someone up.

2. To fill with semen

See: fabloppered, impregnate

"I'm gonna talloon that bitch 'til she vomits semen."

by Mustafa al-Qud March 6, 2005

tallon zek times

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.

Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.

by SearyxZek September 13, 2003

Tallon

It’s not illegal yet Jackson

Tallon isn’t doing anything illegal YET

by Talcat April 11, 2019

tallon

having a huge penis,or very large and being able to erect fast

Girl:OMG!
Guy:What?
Girl:U have a huge tallon

guy and girl are having sex and there are people watching to try n scare them and all of a sudden a guy yells out OMG HE HAS A HUGE TALLON!!!!

by pamelalee May 13, 2008

Tallon Zek

PvP Server based on Training mobs, OOR or Same Team healing, Corpes Camping, and any other lame game play you could think of with piss poor CS and GMs/Guides with ball sack hairs for brains.

But we just keep playing!

by Darkstar Fag Hood June 21, 2003

Tallon

Tallons are always cool like people they are cute, funny, awesome, kind and are always great partners they will always take care of their partner and will always be loyal they will never lie and are all around just great people so get yourself a tallon

Girl 1: hey guess what I got!

Girl 2: what!?

Girl 1:I got a Tallon!!

by ?!??!??? May 19, 2018

tallon zek times

An internet forum for the dregs of everquest mmorpg server Tallon Zek to circle jerk each other and ban anyone who makes fun of them for being pretenscious wannabe funny people who will never have lives. The worlds ugliest female, Tesia, resides here.

Lolz , i just banned Bick from tallon zek times for making fun of tesia.

by Reznorr Gnomtek December 26, 2003