takobe

Big headed smart pass around and hoe

I was with takobe last night

by Real quick January 18, 2022

TacoBellumpkin

The least desireable form of a blumpkin (as if any are particularly desireable) for the giver --- That which takes place after an especially large amount of Taco Bell has been consumed by the blumpkin-receiver

During a particularly rancid TacoBellumpkin, she received a splash of partially-digested Chalupa right in the face.

by bonehead15 January 21, 2011

reverse tacobell

The insertion of something that replicates the feeling of spewing and sputtering flaming hot liquid-solid matter from ones anus back into the anus.

the lack of hand washing brought upon a sensation that reminded me often long nights on the toilet after Taco Bell. Hence reverse TacoBell

by Dadfather November 18, 2021

tacobellend

The name given to someone after making Love to a salsa pot.

"Oh my god joe, you dicked a salsa pot! Your such a tacobellend!"

by James Newman April 26, 2006

tacobender

The employee at Mexican fast-food places (Taco Bell, Red Burrito, etc.) that works 8-hour shifts bending corn tortillas into a taco shape. It is one of the lowest positions available. This job does not pay well.

Not to be confused with a taco bender, which is inviting a bunch of friends over, doing way too many tacos, and waking up with a raging taco hangover.

Tim: "I got that job over at Jack-in-the-Box I was talking about!"
Jim: "Seriously?"
Tim: "Yeah, I nailed the interview! I start tomorrow."
Jim: "What position is it? Assistant Manager? Human Resources guy?"
Tim: "Tacobender!"
Jim: ಠ_ಠ

by srs109 July 31, 2010

Tacobell Terrorist

When you need to take a really bad shit in a Tacobell bathroom from eating their tacos, and while taking a shit yell "Alahu Akbar!"

"I was a Tacobell Terrorist today because the taco I ate gave me really bad gas"

by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

TacoBell curse

When you get sick from Taco Bell you have one mouth from when you aren’t sick anymore to eat the same thing one time and then make a wish that will come true as soon as it happens

shit that’s sounds like the TacoBell curse

by Mason metcalfi May 8, 2018